Best of Spam.

Spam speaks to me.

From whence does it come? And why? And why can’t I stop reading it?

Valued readers, new and old, I wish I had something heartfelt, educational or inspiring to leave you with at the end of the year, especially since I am going abroad for two weeks and may not be able to post a new essay until I get back.

But I need to get ready for my flight.

So for now, I will leave you with my thoughts on my favorite spam comments to hit the blog this year.

Keep functioning, terrific job!

Would that, on our worst days, there really was someone to tell us that putting one foot in front of the other qualifies as a fantastic effort. I read spam comments like this and pretend it’s a message from the universe.

Are your searching for Barbecue Recipes as well? I absolutely adore this blog. A lot excellent stuff. I appreciate every style of barbecue, however my absolutely favored is Carolina Barbecue. However, a good Texas Brisket creates a couple of the very best barbecue recipes on the earth. I’m a searcher in a quest for the best barbecue!

Some spam comments imply a story I’d like to hear more of. A barbecue enthusiast travels the earth sampling his favorite dishes, searching for a barbecue pal to share his journey. Maybe it’s me!

I’ve been surfing online more than 3 hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It is pretty worth enough for me. Personally, if all site owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the internet will be a lot more useful than ever before.

I like to think that I am improving the internet one post at a time. Some spam is worth taking to heart.

Thanks a lot for providing individuals with an extraordinarily spectacular chance to discover important secrets from this web site. It can be so kind and stuffed with fun for me personally and my office fellow workers to search your website not less than thrice in 7 days to read the latest guidance you have.

If there’s anything an office should be, it’s stuffed with fun. And I get an absurd kick out of the “not less than thrice in 7 days” part. Where the hell does this stuff come from? is wonderful. There’s always all of the ideal info in the ideas of my fingers. Thanks and keep up the excellent work!

This makes the cut because of the “ideas of my fingers” bit. Who here sometimes feels as if, while you’re typing, the thoughts are in your fingertips and not your brain?

I was just seeking this information for a while. After six hours of continuous Googleing, finally I got it in your website. I wonder what is the lack of Google strategy that do not rank this type of informative websites in top of the list. Usually the top web sites are full of garbage.

Six hours of Googling? How grueling. This is an example of how the zaniest falsehoods can be made believable by the inclusion of one realistic tidbit. How many websites full of garbage have you seen this year? Well played, spam.

All that we do here is 100% legal. We are corporate citizens who are responsible for our operations and are viagra 100mg 

In my mind, a nice round-up of the Citizens United Supreme Court decision and erectile dysfunction.

Baby powder. I heard eating more tomatoes and drinking tomato juice helps reduce sweat too if you would like a more permanent solution.

Well, thanks.

You are so competent at writing, you may have been an English professor.

Again, the suggestion of irresistible narratives. How does one become an English professor by dint of mere competency at writing? And I like the interest of the implication that I may have been a professor at one time. Was I or wasn’t I? Why did I leave academia?

Let’s get together for lunch. My watch is faster than yours. We look forward to your visit. Have you ever driven a BMW? eventually i caved in. We are prohibited from smoking on school grounds. What’s your goal in life. Keep your temper under control. I guess I could come over

No thank you – whoever you are, you sound far too distractible. Stay where you are. And my temper is fine, dammit.

Yet it’s not a good idea to get carried away and make the blog about your family or outside interests. You have to find the right balance, and with practice you’ll discover it. You should not, however, blog about anything that you wouldn’t write in a business email.

My family would certainly agree that it’s not a good idea to blog about them. I have been strictly forbidden to write about several family occurrences, among them the bleu cheese nut-ball incident. And it’s obviously much too late for that last tip.

I’ll miss you guys while I’m away, but I hope you’ll stick around for the new year. In the meantime, if you want to read more about the joys of keeping a blog (I’m sure many of you can relate), check out last year’s piece on bizarre Google search terms



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  1. I read spam, too. Wrote about it once, too. I wonder how many of us there are. Happy trails.

  2. Gotta’ admit, sometimes the Spam is the funniest thing to happen some days!

  3. Spam is annoying, but nice to see a humorous take on it. Hope your travels provide you with new fodder for 2013. I’ll be waiting for the next installment. Happy travels!

  4. You have inspired me to pay more attention to my spam before I hit the “delete permanently” button.

  5. and thought I left a comment somewhere around

  6. The ideas of my fingers tell me that this blog post is spectacular and fun stuffed. Happy viagra to you on your travels!

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