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Overnight at Eastern State Penitentiary: true stories from my years on the ghost-hunt

October 29, 2012

A view through the gate of Eastern State Penitentiary.

You’ve probably seen it on TV, but as the dusk in the cell blocks deepened to a humid, cavernous black, bats began to swoop in and out of the yawning doorways, and the dark turned crumbling plaster into whispers and dripping water into footsteps, I often wondered what strange twist of fate left me in charge of one of the world’s most notorious haunted places when the paranormal investigators arrived.

In honor of Halloween, the following is the first post in a special three-part series about my nighttime experiences while on-staff at  Eastern State Penitentiary. The photographs, unless otherwise noted, are the work of Baltimore-based photographer Patricia Leeb, and are used by permission of the artist.

The original wood-and-iron doors (the ones that are left from the early 1800’s, anyway) were permanently rolled back. Many of the cells still had bed-frames and wooden stools, and these empty spaces tugged constantly at the corner of your eyes as you walked down the old cell blocks. One cell block that was closed to the public still had prisoners’ shoes, magazines and even decades-old toilet paper.

A view of one of Eastern State’s oldest cells.

I worked as a tour guide at Philadelphia’s historic Eastern State Penitentiary for almost three years, between 2008 and 2010.

“Where’s the haunted section?” was often the first thing visitors asked me. I began to consider greeting ticket-buyers like a restaurant hostess in the days before cigarette bans: “Welcome to Eastern State, haunted or non?”

The problem with that (besides any potential handbook violation) was that most visitors would’ve refused to believe there was any such thing as a non-haunted section of Eastern State. “What’s the freakiest thing that you ever saw here?” was another common question, as if I’d seen so many terrifying apparitions that it’d be hard to pick just one.

Dozens of sensational TV shows filmed at Eastern State – from reality TV episodes to documentaries – have left viewers with one impression over all others. That place is haunted: if ghosts exist, they have to be at Eastern State.

I tried to see ghosts as a good gateway drug – people who came to search for the specter of Al Capone (imprisoned there for eight months in 1929-1930) might end up appreciating an extraordinary piece of American history with powerful ties to modern criminal justice issues.

It’s interesting to consider that though we take the use of incarceration for granted today, this method of punishment, deterrence and rehabilitation is a new idea, relatively speaking. Across Europe and the early United States, wrong-doers might face the stocks, whipping or the gallows. Til then, jails often housed offenders all in one room, including men, women and children.

Look carefully at the word “penitentiary,” and you can see the intentions of the Quakers who developed the philosophy of inmates’ treatment at Eastern State. Forbidding as the penitentiary looks today, with its massive, castle-like gatehouse and thirty-foot stone walls, it was designed make its inmates penitent: to rehabilitate them.

For almost a hundred years, Eastern State’s policy called for solitary confinement of all its inmates. Its founders believed that lonely, silent reflection was a humane and effective way to reform its residents. Instead of the horrific landmark it seems to be today, the penitentiary was actually conceived as a radical social experiment that, for good or ill, would revolutionize our methods of coping with crime.

Early in the 20th century, the solitary confinement principle that had faltered due to overcrowding from the very start was officially abolished. The original seven cell blocks, designed around a single rotunda in a wagon-wheel shape that was copied in prisons all over the world, would see eight additional blocks (one of them designed by an inmate) squeezed onto the 11-acre property.

An image of Eastern State’s original design, as completed in the 1830s.

Upon learning that Cell Block 15 (built in the 1950’s) was known as Death Row, tourists would seek me out with a morbid gleam in their eyes. “How many people died here, altogether?” they asked. “Where’s the room where they killed them?” “The hospital – is that where the electric chair was?”

They were invariably disappointed to hear that while Death Row inmates did live there, these men were transferred to another state facility for their executions.

Of course, much to the relief of America’s ghost-hunters, this doesn’t mean that no-one ever died inside the prison. How many died, exactly? No-one knows for sure. But for almost 150 years, violence, riots, illness, suicide, old age, and (in at least one probable case) torture took inmates’ lives.

Eastern State didn’t stop operating until 1971. Inmates working and exercising could hear the children at the school next door, and more than one escape attempt – including ladders and, in the 1940’s, a spectacular tunnel – resulted in inmates scattering into the neighborhood.

For about twenty years, the penitentiary was left to rot, inhabited by nobody but a pride of stray cats. But in the 1990s, the museum was born, and now people can tour the old penitentiary, now a “stabilized ruin,” to learn about its history. (Each autumn, a top-rated haunted house built right into the old cell blocks, Terror Behind the Walls, provides the majority of the funding to support the historic site).

True to the penitentiary’s reputation as a hotbed of paranormal experiences, a few of my Eastern State co-workers admitted strange experiences. One used to tell a story about seeing all the iron doors on the empty third floor of Cell Block Twelve closed, and then, just a moment later, returning to see them all open. There were a few tour guides who were afraid to stay in the prison after dark – it may have had something to do with picking up noises that couldn’t be un-heard on a ghost-hunting radio device we called the “squawk-box.”

Others reported hearing weird noises and jiggling door-handles after-hours that drove them to abandon their paperwork til daylight returned. Another claimed that he ran out after hearing voices while working alone one night, unable to locate the voices’ source after multiple searches of the apparently deserted facility.

One of the nineteenth-century cell blocks on the penitentiary’s west side, as seen from the rotunda.

“Make sure to bring your Proton Pack,” my co-worker Bryan said in the staff-room before our first nighttime shift. We all fantasized about greeting paranormal investigators shoulder to shoulder in full Ghostbusters regalia. Who would be Egon and who would be Dr. Venkman was a hot topic of conversation.

“Don’t laugh, guys.” The Site Manager looked up from his lunch. “You wait – tour guides have been seriously creeped out working these things. You’ll see, when they start with that radio to the dead.”

Some tour guides, like a young man named Jesse whom I often worked with, toyed shamelessly with visitors.

“Sometimes, down in Cell Block Seven,” he’d whisper to wide-eyed tourists, “you can hear babies crying.”

When a TV show host with a loose grip on the truth declared that inmates had been tortured in this particular seat, this old barber-chair was known forever after as “the torture chair” to tourists with an over-developed sense of the macabre.

There was one person associated with Eastern State who avidly claimed that he’d met a ghost.

Gary the Locksmith, known to all concerned only as Gary the Locksmith, was known to possess a sort of extra-sensory perception that led him onsite precisely when any of the prison’s ancient locks went awry. The Site Manager claimed that he did not even have Gary the Locksmith’s phone number, but that the man magically appeared with the correct equipment to finesse any offending lock.

Over the years, the length of the Locksmith’s ghostly tale (shared repeatedly not just with ESP staff and guests but also various TV networks) increased until it took the better part of an hour to hear it all.

The short version is that once, while working alone on a lock in the last cell on the right in Cell Block Four, Gary the Locksmith was suddenly gripped by acute physical discomfort and anxiety, as if someone grabbed him around the chest.

Some actively debunk this experience as a minor heart attack, but learning that an inmate once murdered a guard close to that very cell does not dampen anyone’s enthusiasm for the Locksmith’s story – especially since the TV show Ghosthunters filmed an episode at the prison, and one of the hosts, startled by some unseen presence in CB 4, screamed “dude, run!” and fled the block in terror.

Years later, vacationing families visit the prison so that they can film themselves running down the block yelling, “dude, run!” In fact, over time, CB 4 ceased to be called CB 4 by a majority of the public, and simply became known as “Dude Run,” as in, “Hey, you work here? Where’s Dude Run?”

My own relationship with Dude Run was more complicated than I cared to admit. It was a corridor tour guides often passed through in the course of their duties, and I never got over a desire to hurry when I walked through it at night.

Early one July evening, as I entered the empty CB 4 from the rotunda and began walking down to make sure all guests were clear before closing, I saw something strange down at the end of the block, between the open door to the outside and the last cell on the right.

It looked like a heat mirage – a large, shimmering upright blob that was moving slowly to the right. I stopped to watch it. In about five seconds, the blob seemed to disappear into the last cell.

I resumed my walk and peered in there when I got to the end, but saw nothing out of the ordinary.

You should know that this is about the time in my life that I began to get migraines, which sometimes manifested as flashing blobs in my peripheral vision. I don’t recall any other migraine symptoms on that particular evening, but doesn’t a migraine make more sense than the idea that I glimpsed a ghost?

Make of it what you will.

After I began working at Eastern State, I didn’t wait long to sign up for what we called a “ghost group.”

At about 9pm on that summer Saturday, a minor setback occurred as tour guides Gage, Susan, Bryan and I discovered that every battery in every staff flashlight was dead. We clocked in and surveyed a group of about forty people. It was hard to make out their faces in the evening gloom, but they were saddled and ready, bristling with digital cameras, electro-magnetic frequency (EMF) detectors, electronic voice phenomenon (EVP) recorders, blinding flashlights mounted like coal-miners’ helmets, and the squawk-box.

They were ready. We led them inside.

To be continued…

Photographer Patricia Leeb can be reached at tripod_chronicles@yahoo.com

Click here for part 2.

The Art of the Yard Sale

August 25, 2012

I have a treat for you today, readers. Here is a special guest post by my brother, Bradley Hyland Johns Jr, yard-saler extraordinaire. The text is his and the photos (of Bradley’s latest yard-sale blowout) are mine. If you’ve never held a yard sale – or even if you have – you’d better strap yourself in. 

So when did it dawn on you?

At what precise point in time did it hit you like a ton of Legos? Or a stockpile of DVD’s? Or an attic-weathered trash bag full of clothes? When did you first realize that you, too, could hold your very own yard sale of epic proportions?

It was a very young age for me. A late nine or an early ten I’d say, though others may contest it was in the womb. Let it be known that the yard sale is a collision of two personalities: the veteran bargain hunter, and the determined treasure hunter. I’m a proud member of team latter.

A yard sale isn’t executed by having your garage drop a finger and vomit sporting equipment onto a driveway tarp that should have been thrown away in ’87. You do not create signs stating “HUGE YARD SALE THIS WAY” on a Friday night because it just dawned on you that you bought your children too many action figures. And you especially don’t have a yard sale because your cloth-shitting baby has outgrown toddler-hood and has stopped shitting on said cloths. This is why we have a ‘free’ section on Craigslist and a trash can out back that smells perfectly gnarly. (Take a deep breath before you open Pandora’s Box, because it really does smell like death in there. We all have that can.)

To have a successful yard sale, you have to have the weird stuff, the fun stuff, the brainy stuff, the art stuff, the old stuff, the new in box stuff, the music stuff, the shiny stuff, the pet stuff, and even the stuffed stuff. Stuff stuff in your stuff if you have to. Years of accumulation are a must. The key is to have different things that will appeal to your very different customers. You’re firing on all cylinders if three out of five customers make a small purchase.

I operate on a four sign minimum. Signs go out at least 24 hours prior to the sale. Craigslist and local circular ads are a must. Understand that the old folks don’t hop on Craigslist or Garagesalelocator.com very frequently–or ever–so put it in the paper.

I spice my signage up! Large, clear writing, always with an arrow. Date, address and time–naturally! I must confess, I do need my signs quality-controlled prior to implementation. Apparently, “YARD SALE! HUGE LIKE YOUR EX-WIFE” is getting a little carried away. If you’re doing the yard sale with your mother, I would also recommend passing on the following verbiage: “HOLY CRAP JUST COME!” or “JESUS CHRIST, TURN HERE”.

My mother and I have a gig every summer in Brigantine, New Jersey, at the family beach house, known as the Epic Yard Sale. Mom and I frequently buy at other yard sales, estate sales, estate auctions, and even take on other people’s stuff to sell at our Epic Yard Sale. We have a driveway filled with an eclectic array of priced goods, and it’s a constant flow of unique-smelling people from 6:30am-2pm.

We had some characters come through this year.

At one point it was me versus Grandma. A kiddo, maybe ten or twelve, was poring over my Pokemon cards.  He finally turned to Grandma and asked to buy the box.

“No, it’s too much!” she said, like she knows the first thing about the value of trading card games.  I considered my approach.  Grandma was certainly on a power trip.

“How about twenty-five cards for a dollar?” I offered.

The kid’s eyes went wider than Grandma’s backside and he petitioned her again: “Pu-lease Grandma!”

“No-no, it’s too much money.”

By now, I’m thinking why the hell did you take your poor grandson to the yard sale with you if you won’t spend a dollar to make him happy? It became apparent that Grandma had to be defeated.

I leaned over and whispered to the kiddo, “The price is now twenty cards….for free. Tell Grandma.”

The kid was visibly shaken by his good fortune and Grandma heard the unfortunate news. But here’s where I may have crossed the line. In the nicest voice I could muster, I delivered the following: “Is free too much money, too?  I think he should take a few.”

I gave the kid a heaping pile. Yard Sale Pit Boss: ONE. Grandma: NOTHIN!

I felt a little bad about the whole thing and worried about karma for a couple hours and then I hit a royal flush in Atlantic City that night so I put the whole damn thing to bed.

Yard saling goes hand in hand with “picking.” You can make good money as a picker, as the History Channel has informed so many Americans. Watch that show with a massive grain of salt, though.

Picked for $20, worth $100? Show me the off-camera sales record, and I’ll believe it. Something is only worth what someone else is willing to pay. Auction Hunters, American Digger, American Pickers – I say enjoy them lightly, and invest very little heart. Stick to Antiques Roadshow for real-time knowledge and non-scripted antique pleasures. It’s quality television, and don’t let any meat-head tell you otherwise.

Shall we talk numbers? All the work that goes into a yard sale is very much worth it! I’ll usually net $300-$500, which I consider to be decent weekend money.

Here are a couple examples of my better picks, with actual realized sales:

Collection of Magic the Gathering Cards (a target item for me)
Picked: $25 (Craigslist)
Sold: $800 (eBay)

18Kt (unmarked) gold ring
Picked: $5 (Yard sale)
Sold: $350 (Local gold/silver exchange store)

Hundreds of Little League baseballs
Picked: $20 (estate sale)
Sold: $300 (eBay)

Box of old board games
Picked: $10 (estate auction)
Sold: $550 (eBay)

Large box of new rollerblade wheels
Picked: $20 (yard sale)
Sold: $250 (eBay)

A small baseball plaque (given to an old MLB Hall of Famer – one of one piece!)
Picked: $5 (estate auction)
Sold: $500 (eBay)

You’ll also suffer financial hits, but knowledge is the gain. Examples of recent misses:

Diving equipment
Picked: $500 (from a friend)
Sold: $450 (yard sale / craigslist). Hours of work invested and no profit!

Magic Card collection
Picked: $200 (Craigslist)
Sold: $0.

Have not been able to sell that last one and will be lucky to make $80. The kicker:  $150 impound fine for my non-permitted parking when I picked up the collection. There are more misses, but I’d rather not revisit them because I’m trying to instill my picking badassery today.

The treasure is out there! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Hunt for it, buy it, research it, hoard it, sell it at your yard sale, and then learn about the next thing. Though stay out of Prince George’s County, Maryland. I call dibs!

I hope you found this blog wildly entertaining and mildly educational. If you have any questions for me about picking, yard saling, or treasure hunting in general, I’d be very pleased to answer them. Reach out to me at masterTHer@aol.com. That’s master “treasure hunter.” (Don’t judge. I created the email account when I was twelve years old. It was a proud moment.)

Alaina Mabaso, thank you for letting me hijack your blog. What a privilege! Carry on.

Anyone who wants to learn more about Mom and Bradley’s yard-sale career can visit their internet empire

 

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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Reasons American Public Transit Embarrasses Me.

August 5, 2012

An entrance to a Philadelphia subway station on the Avenue of the Arts.

Last week, Philadelphia got some shocking news. The American Public Transportation Association (APTA) declared that the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority, known around here as SEPTA, was the “best of the best” in American public transit. This fall, SEPTA will receive APTA’s coveted Outstanding Public Transportation System Achievement Award.

Many SEPTA riders are speechless with surprise.

According to a press release on the SEPTA website, APTA President and CEO Michael Melaniphy received a tour of SEPTA’s control center and called it “amazing”.

“SEPTA and its many accomplishments and achievements are models for the rest of the public transit industry,” he said.

Whether or not Melaniphy visited any of SEPTA’s subways, trolleys, buses or trains remains unclear.

People say that Philadelphians love to hate their transit system. But SEPTA’s not all bad.

Philadelphia’s Suburban Station, in the heart of Center City.

The three major city stations, Market East (next to the famous Reading Terminal Market), Suburban (next to City Hall) and 30th Street (of Witness fame), aren’t bad.

Another view of Suburban Station.

But starting just a block or two away from these central stations, it’s a different world. I can’t tell it better than these pictures can. I took all of these within about two hours, passing through a couple transit stations in the course of a normal evening on the job.

After brief rainstorm, water puddles everywhere in a subway station one stop south of City Hall.

On the way up to the street:

Roaches may be able to survive a nuclear disaster, but a thunderstorm over the SEPTA subway apparently does this one in.

Here’s the ceiling of the main concourse between Suburban Station and the north-south subway line.

The Broad Street Line subway.

Here is the ceiling of a Suburban Station entrance one block from City Hall.

Don’t look up.

I usually just hustle through, but when I take the time to look, it reminds me of an abandoned building.

Forget a trip to the caverns. SEPTA has all the stalactites you could want.

There are smooth, white lumps on the floor where the lime has dripped for decades.

Here’s the whole picture of that entrance.

If you come down into the subway, here’s how you can pay for your ride.

Get some change.

Buy your tokens. No, there are no smart cards and you can’t use a credit card.

Need help? Don’t have cash? Go to the ticket booth. Or not.

Informational signage.

Renovations are under way at the 15th Street trolley stop; here is an example of the signage to help riders find their way.

There are a lot of things to be proud of in my home city. But I’m embarrassed by the state of its public transit. Now, I can’t even say what I feel upon learning that these pictures show North America’s best public transit system.

Do you live in Philadelphia? Do you think SEPTA deserves the award? If you’re not from Philly, what is public transit like in your city?

 


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